Why no smile, you may ask? I had a mouth full of metal. Because of some unsuccessful ramp to pavement ala Evel Knievel jumps in sixth grade and eighth grade...my teeth were "dislocated". Got to wear those train tracks for five years. Nobody rocked terry cloth pullovers like I did back in 1981. I think I still have it...but I don't wear it...my belly hangs out and the collar has yellowed.