May all your panty bloomers go unbunched.
May the traffic lights all burn green for you.
May your bank make a fifty thousand dollar mistake to the good for you.
May your car's fuel tank be forever full.
May your pants never rip.
May your key always unlock the door to your home.
May your heart be filled with love and happiness...and your freezer filled with meat!
Vegetarians...make up your own holiday!